February 2012
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So
According to my own paranoia, I MUST have: a brain tumor, breast cancer, hypothyroidism and temporomandibular joint disorder.
But not lupus.
It’s never lupus.
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Wait a minute.
Who the fuck is Chandler?
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CRAP DAY
Eat a peach.
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No, but seriously, what is wrong with me?
I ALWAYS sing on key.. but lately it’s been almost impossible for me.
And last night I had several dreams involving fatal diseases.
I’m so worried there’s something HORRIBLY wrong with me.
WebMD isn’t helping.
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I'm so worried I'm going to die.
(TMI and/or whiney rants under the cut)
Well, for starters my period came early for the second time. I mean, the first time it did, I was like, “Maybe it’s the heat”, because it happened in Rio. But now.. I’m worried there’s something awfully wrong with me.
Then, what’s even worse is how my anxiety and mood swings are getting worse. Yesterday I spent more...
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AAAACURATE.
Imma let you finish but Simpleton got one of the best Pirate usernames of all times:
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FUUUUCK EVERYTHING WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THIS WAY WHY DO I EVEN EXIST WHAT IS THE POINT NO ONE EVEN CARES ANYWAY
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Somebody deleted “On My Way” from my computer.
As soon as I find out who did it, there will be blood.
Also fuuuuck because I wanted to watch it tonight and cry and feel awful and eat ice cream because I’m on my period and I’m all emotional and shit and I can fucking do that if I want but now all of my plans are ruined hahahahahaha fuck everything I actually have to do...
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I’m eating my world-famous* ricotta cake.
WHY DO I EVEN FEEL THE NEED TO DOCUMENT THESE THINGS?
I don’t know what is wrong with me today. I apologise in advance.
*slight exaggeration.
Today I went from “I WANT TO WAKE UP AND NOT BE ME ANYMORE” to “I LOVE… MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *as sung by Josh Groban*”.
I don’t know.
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Is there a hot-line for Oh-God-I-have-no-fucking-clue-what-I’m-doing-or-what-I-want-my-future-to-be-like sufferers?
Yeah. I thought so.
MEANWHILE… all of my mom’s friends are at my house while I watch John Green videos.
Why are all my text posts narrated as comic book readings/old-school radio shows lately?
Sometimes I wonder if this could be considered a personal tumblr since 99.5% of my posts are about a bunch of random people/things.
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Whenever I do some research on careers and stuff to see if Dentistry is the right career for me (I know even the most thorough research won’t solve all my doubts, but I have an internet connection therefore I will google. It’s a fact), they all recommend shadowing an actual dentist.
…Which I have been doing my whole life.
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theokatzman:
disumbridge:
crissmichele:
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hyliam:
i’d unfollow me too
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Some guy I knew from high school is talking to me.
Like… why? We aren’t being forced to be in the same room anymore…
Now I’m debating wether to respond or not. I mean, what would I say? I have absolutely nothing.
In other news, I just finished a chocolate and blueberry alfajor and it was HEAVEN.
Carry on with your lives.
“My, my - the cruelest lies are often told without a word.
My, my - the kindest...”
– Ben Folds Five, The Last Polka (via thegirlwithmanynames)
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Looks like meeting new people
is harder than I originally thought.
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I'm so sick
of people judging me.
I’m so sick of the slight condescendence in their voices when they ask me about my future.
I’m so sick of everyone telling me what I’m supossed to do, and putting me down because, yeah, I made a bad decision and took it back and now I’m a lot happier and yes, that might not fit your narrow idea of who I should be but it does fit mine, and I’m...
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sometimes i laugh at my tags
because they’re just like
‘#FUCK YOU #YOU’RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE #YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY #WELL IT’S NOT YOU DICK’
shortly followed by a calm and collected ‘#benedict cumberbatch’
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“Observation is a more powerful force than you could possibly reckon. The...”
– Joan of Arcadia.
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I was going through old posts.
I found this and this.
Crying because on Joan of Arcadia Ramsey actually wanted to commit suicide so… also dying because what I posted in the 2nd link happened. TWICE.
I am magical.
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I THOUGHT I WAS DONE CRYING ABOUT GLEE.
GUESS WHAT.
I WAS NOT.
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Today when I was on the bus back from school I accidentally lost balance and fell against a hot guy.
…Yes…
Also happened today: some ladies from my spinning class started talking about virginity and they gave me so much advice on the subject that I could literally make 45 hours of PSAs about sex education. It was very entertaining. Innapropiate, but entertaining.
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I respect your argument but GLEE.
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As I don’t live in the US, I always have to watch the new Glee episodes the following day. During my morning class my friend texts me saying “I HATE RYAN MURPHY”.
Now I get it.
Watchduchesscloverly:
Kurt and Dave scene from On My Way.
(Insert gross sobbing)
okay, I’m so glad this scene actually happened :’)
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I finally made cinnamon sugar cookies.
I made 3.5 batches and I ate a SHITLOAD of them. I have the feeling I will hate myself tomorrow.
But they’re SO GOOD. They could cure cancer.
I love myself for being such an amazing cook.
I’m such a catch. Why am I still single? Oh, yeah, weird obsession with food, fictional couples, Disney and Pixar movies and Michael C. Hall’s face.
ALSO GUISE GUISE WHAT IF I CALL THEM...
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I want to make cookies today.
If I only knew what kind of cookies to make…
…Or maybe I’ll just make ALL THE COOKIES.
But then I won’t know which ones to eat first.
…Then I’d eat ALL THE COOKIES at once.
My life is a vicious circle when it comes to baked goods.
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I lost a follower
Goodbye, buddy!
Although you can’t really read this now that you’ve unfollowed me.
And what I’m typing right now is so very interesting.
I bet you now wish you hadn’t unfollowed me, don’t you.
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