February 2010
Longer shower towels would save the world a few awkward moments.
January 2010
Another childhood flashback: I entered my grandma’s laundry room, guided by my grandpa. He smirked and said “Don’t tell your grandma” and proceeded to show me that the whole room was crowded with houndreds of tiny baby ducks. He was an odd guy.
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Ben Folds Five, “Don’t Change Your...
Let’s facebook stalk some more…
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Why was I unaware of this? Me and my cousin were highly amused by her audition… “I will be victorious. All rising.”
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“High and Dry”, Radiohead.
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…is my favorite short story in the world. It’s by Gabriel García Márquez… and it’s fantastic. Only recently I found out that it inspired the “Losing my Religion” video.
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“I’m rockin’ the suburbs Just like Quiet Riot did”
Ben Folds.
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Being a fan of Cake (the band, not the food… they must have to clarify that a lot, right?) on Facebook has taught me that the Pill (I don’t know what pill, just “the” pill, oh, it goes capitalized, sorry, the Pill, ——OH! Now I get it!) made women change their taste in men, from tough guys like Steve McQueen to sissies like Zac Efron (not true! I’d take...
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Most of the time I really do try to be nice, but my mean nature ends up getting the best of me.
A mouthful of moths.
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Some days when I reflect about past events in my life, I can’t help but to think to myself, “When did I become such a jerk?”.
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Jerome K. Jerome, “Three Men in a Boat” (surprisingly hilarious for a 19th century book)
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Sometimes, when people talk too much about certain celebrities I haven’t heard of (but am suppossed to), I resist the urge to google them so that they won’t become more popular than they already are.
“Fred Jones pt. 2”, Ben Folds.
“What’s wrong with me? I’m kinda funny I’m not a dummy But I’m all alone
Nobody sees me No one talks to me Unless they’re laughing Laughing at me”
Rivers Cuomo’s “Wanda (You’re My Only Love)”.
I think I’ve read all the information available in the world about mp3 tagging and yet, my mp4 player still tags some of my music as unknown. The more you know..
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“Should I stay or should I go now? Should I stay or should I go now? If I go there will be trouble And if I stay it will be double (…)”
Clearly, you have to go. If you stay, IT WILL BE DOUBLE!!
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Embarrasing flashback time pt. 2
I threw the orange carnation away. Dan, the school bus driver, had bought it in the cementery near Grandma’s house anyway.
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More classic.
Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?Nicholas Angel: No.Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air?Nicholas Angel: No.Danny Butterman: Have you ever been involved in a high speed car chase?Nicholas Angel: Yes, I have.Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired a gun whilst in a high speed car chase?Nicholas Angel:...
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“I Suck”, Mark Ronson featuring Rivers...
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Embarrasing flashback time.
When I turned 10, the school bus driver called Dan gave me an orange carnation.
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“Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. The horrible are the cancer patients and the terminal cases… the miserable is everyone else. So, be thankful that you’re miserable”
Woody Allen
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“Mrs. Robinson”, The Lemonheads’...
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Heard that song on the radio last night...
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