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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>(I’m the new Berlin wall, baby)</description><title>This time it's fictional.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @simpleton)</generator><link>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>
“You’re acting like a first year fucking thief! I’m acting like...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2e5c372007eb3a74b12e3cf9b5e8a2a5/tumblr_mlh2ybn8uO1rthy6ko1_r3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a240fc63d14aa1ec022663186de125bd/tumblr_mlh2ybn8uO1rthy6ko2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/080e19ab2f0b2a57be133642e15ba4f1/tumblr_mlh2ybn8uO1rthy6ko3_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5807ecc862e6219bd025dced67880f90/tumblr_mlh2ybn8uO1rthy6ko4_r2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2bb6cab3df8f3859279d959c2cb6d4de/tumblr_mlh2ybn8uO1rthy6ko5_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dc34f5893dbeb55b1fe67a4e84a953cd/tumblr_mlh2ybn8uO1rthy6ko6_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;“You’re acting like a first year fucking thief! I’m acting like a professional!”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/51151421840</link><guid>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/51151421840</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 11:20:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f6aa18b847618b3661251937cff94745/tumblr_mn7q6yRcY31r36jpso1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/51123814503</link><guid>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/51123814503</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 23:30:17 -0400</pubDate><category>i love youbaby</category><category>*rest of lyrics*</category></item><item><title>Wait, is that a social life I see all the way over there?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;!-- more --&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think I kind of have a best friend in college now. I mean, we hang out all the time and when other people she knows are around she still hangs out with me instead of leaving me alone and meeting those other people so I guess she thinks of me as her &amp;#8220;best friend&amp;#8221; too, also last week we went to the movies together and afterwards we went to a coffee shop and talked for a while and now both of us and this other girl who&amp;#8217;s also our friend (but she has a lot of other friends besides us so she&amp;#8217;s not constantly with us) are going to do this project on Friday and afterwards we&amp;#8217;re going to go clubbing (because there&amp;#8217;s a holiday on Saturday so I don&amp;#8217;t have class), which I don&amp;#8217;t love but I&amp;#8217;m not freaking out that much because they&amp;#8217;re actually cool so I guess I&amp;#8217;ll have fun and so that&amp;#8217;s all I wanted to post about, I think&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;also I developed a new crush on this other guy&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;whoops&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/51104879274</link><guid>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/51104879274</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 19:25:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>&amp;#8230;people who describe their political views as &amp;#8220;progressive&amp;#8221;&amp;#8230;</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8230;people who describe their political views as &amp;#8220;progressive&amp;#8221;&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/51104448405</link><guid>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/51104448405</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 19:19:21 -0400</pubDate><category>as opossed to what</category><category>regressive?</category><category>fucking morons</category></item><item><title>jonknows:

Alia Shawkat at The Premiere of ‘Arrested...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2a5f69ae7dceb66cfad49d040ed4f704/tumblr_mn5qf2yWiR1snyyflo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jonknows.tumblr.com/post/50997008291"&gt;jonknows&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Alia Shawkat at The Premiere of ‘Arrested Development’ season 4, 9 May 2013.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/51090516752</link><guid>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/51090516752</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 16:15:19 -0400</pubDate><category>alia shawkat</category><category>beauttttttyyyyyyffffuuuuuuullllll</category><category>also shoessss</category></item><item><title>I complain about tropical weather yet whenever we have two cold days in a row I complain even...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I complain about tropical weather yet whenever we have two cold days in a row I complain even more.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I don&amp;#8217;t know if you see the problem there.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/51090295910</link><guid>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/51090295910</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 16:12:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I don’t, I’m just oddly specific when using Math...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b2085523faca222b242e75c390f7fe3c/tumblr_mn7mz9ilIX1qahzeyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I don’t, I’m just oddly specific when using Math jargon :P&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/51079635619</link><guid>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/51079635619</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 13:23:33 -0400</pubDate><category>spreadhopelike-fire</category></item><item><title>Euclidean orgasm upon realising that the reason you take the cross product of two vectors to find...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Euclidean orgasm upon realising that the reason you take the cross product of two vectors to find one that is perpendicular to both is because the vector that results when you take the cross product of two vectors is (listen to this, it blew my mind 5 minutes ago): FUCKING PERPENDICULAR to the plane defined between those two vectors. I AM SO HAPPY I COULD CRY but I&amp;#8217;m not geeky enough this time.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/51030014793</link><guid>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/51030014793</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 20:28:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8e3e729c6e24599555b8d52c5e8cd05d/tumblr_mmcat2Mk9f1r186lno1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/51018122021</link><guid>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/51018122021</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 17:54:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>(you’re probably better than me :P )</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd184fe802453624b5fdc54c278c87c5/tumblr_mn5y3lawsW1qahzeyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(you’re probably better than me :P )&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/51006987669</link><guid>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/51006987669</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 15:28:33 -0400</pubDate><category>spreadhopelike-fire</category></item><item><title>Hello there. I am an engineering students as well, at least for the meantime. I want to major in chemical engineering, but I am not sure about it. I am a freshman, hopefully I will finish my semester with good grades and pass all my courses and get into Calculus 2 in the summer. I am surprised that you are taking Algebra ? I thought that you need to know Algebra and Trigonometry, before you get into university freshman year.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Well… I live in South America so those things are probably different in our countries. Here you don’t need to take any courses before entering Engineering school, you can apply right after you finish high school, take an exam, and if you pass then you start right away (and you can’t change your mind, well you can but there’s a lot of paperwork involved and no guarantees that you won’t need to retake certain subjects). But instead of 4 years, our Engineering school lasts 5 years (if you’re lucky), so in the first year I guess we’re seeing all of those things you absolutely need to know in order to move forward with Engineering school (actually, the first two years of every Engineering in my country are the same for all branchs, and we go into specifics the last three years).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;HOWEVER, the short answer is yes, we should probably know Algebra before entering Engineering school, considering the complexity of the courses we have to take… but let’s just say the educational system in Argentina is pretty shitty, so it’s not surprising to see like, 70% of engineering students drop out after the first month (because they’re expected to know all those things we’ve never even heard about before).&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/51006804697</link><guid>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/51006804697</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 15:25:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>crab-cakes:

pandora-heartbreak:

scarfshipping:

yours-truly-cal...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/57246296ee1e5c66a015ce7dc283d1c7/tumblr_mmrie4ZLRI1rwtsdlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://crab-cakes.tumblr.com/post/50974602230/pandora-heartbreak-scarfshipping"&gt;crab-cakes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pandora-heartbreak.tumblr.com/post/50942963464/scarfshipping-yours-truly-calliope-this-is-a"&gt;pandora-heartbreak&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scarfshipping.tumblr.com/post/50934279232/yours-truly-calliope-this-is-a-useful"&gt;scarfshipping&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yours-truly-calliope.tumblr.com/post/50905956361/this-is-a-useful-resource"&gt;yours-truly-calliope&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This is a useful resource…&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;whoa there scarfshipping&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i’m sure anyone following me that’s into hannibal now will find this useful or something.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/50997761736</link><guid>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/50997761736</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 12:56:03 -0400</pubDate><category>when i get my own place i¿ll buy two of each</category><category>i love kitchen supplies :D</category></item><item><title>I have no principles, I have an inferiority complex and I can&amp;#8217;t stop talking about food but,...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I have no principles, I have an inferiority complex and I can&amp;#8217;t stop talking about food but, you know, LOVE ME ANYWAY.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/50997441337</link><guid>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/50997441337</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 12:50:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
why can&amp;#8217;t I befriend people without falling deeply in love with them like a normal person</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;!-- more --&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;why can&amp;#8217;t I befriend people without falling deeply in love with them like a normal person&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/50942024217</link><guid>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/50942024217</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 19:00:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/85910d02130a35951f838ce45399ab4a/tumblr_mmy146XK9M1sq4kmjo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/abd71f02c654ad9fcc806d5766c61b2e/tumblr_mmy146XK9M1sq4kmjo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/10e952d6bc57be720fc0dd48945ddab9/tumblr_mmy146XK9M1sq4kmjo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/50926482984</link><guid>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/50926482984</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 15:40:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>


McGonagall is the best teacher everyone else can go...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3qu7zC8Z61r6elflo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;McGonagall is the best teacher everyone else can go home.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" height="204" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m61i8wnbPN1qzkmqd.jpg" width="288"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m61zfw9ue01qahwd9.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;competent teachers…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;coughquirrelwhowas50%voldemortcough&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;coughgilderoylockhartcough&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;coughlupinakawoofwoofcough&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;coughmadeyemoodyenoughsaidcough&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/50911247032</link><guid>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/50911247032</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 11:30:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I have this problem in which I develop enormous crushes on every single boy who is nice to me.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I have this problem in which I develop enormous crushes on every single boy who is nice to me.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/50911133176</link><guid>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/50911133176</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 11:28:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>There&amp;#8217;s this riddiculously attractive slightly older guy that I talk to sometimes in my...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;There&amp;#8217;s this riddiculously attractive slightly older guy that I talk to sometimes in my Computer Science class and due to some common friendships I found out his last name and so I&amp;#8217;m now able to stalk him freely. Under his favorite films on facebook he&amp;#8217;s only listed Harry Potter.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My kind of guy.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/50859696620</link><guid>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/50859696620</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 18:59:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2cb6ac070704b33310b38e6f3c68545c/tumblr_mmg3n88KzG1roglvko1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/806adce21fb3c84fec343e2b4f02b001/tumblr_mmg3n88KzG1roglvko2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/43ecbb176f23064a5745ae7bd0aff1d9/tumblr_mmg3n88KzG1roglvko5_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e1b5809c3e2db3feedbb37bbeb600a69/tumblr_mmg3n88KzG1roglvko3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0a78d68df4367e78f74b4a4b23f68fc7/tumblr_mmg3n88KzG1roglvko4_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/50858601752</link><guid>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/50858601752</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 18:44:26 -0400</pubDate><category>he was shirtless a lot and it was good</category></item><item><title>valariedickey:


Life On Mars ~ Seu Jorge 

remember that time I...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/w6l8zrsf4LY?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://valariedickey.tumblr.com/post/50471027368/life-on-mars-seu-jorge"&gt;valariedickey&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;h1 id="watch-headline-title"&gt;&lt;span class="watch-title  yt-uix-expander-head" id="eow-title" title="Life On Mars"&gt;Life On Mars ~ Seu Jorge &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;remember that time I almost went to a Seu Jorge concert in Rio but I was broke so I did not.. yeah me too&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/50857332832</link><guid>http://simpleton.tumblr.com/post/50857332832</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 18:27:39 -0400</pubDate><category>seu jorge</category><category>this version is so beautiful</category></item></channel></rss>
